Life of Crime Wishlist

For your amusement, here’s my criminal wishlist, which I came up while riffing: – Jump into a car and shout “drive,” while hanging out the window and shooting at a police tail. – Shoot one of my own henchmen because he displeased me, preferably on a transatlantic flight of my private jet – Trade a ...

Open Letter to Netflix

Dear Netflix, I was calling to report a minor bug, but seems like I stumbled upon a few more issues, eh? Issues My Instant Queue keeps changing from 161 movies to 148 movies, and back again, roughly half the time I click “Instant Queue.” (This is the problem I was originally calling about.) This is reproducible ...
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