How Using Tinder Led Me to Help Slaughter 61 Turkeys (for Thanksgiving)

How Using Tinder Led Me to Help Slaughter 61 Turkeys (for Thanksgiving)
A Guest Article by Gregory Pappas Tinder is one of many dating apps you can use on phones and tablets. (What’s Tinder?) Personally, I abhor dating apps or websites, because they tend to remove the process of learning about someone in person, which is critical. I believe that the more you find out about someone ...

Chatting Online With Babes

Welcome to Chatting Online With Babes.  I’ve been collecting online conversations for years (when I’m mindful enough to capture them for later use.) This first installment has been saved as a draft in my WordPress since Jan 2011, and I’ve been migrating it around from text file to text file prior to that. It is ...

I Wrote A Poem

This poem is called “Cancel Gaming Night” I slipped on the ice Said the girl on the phone This blood looks like cherry syrup Did you make a snow cone? Spread the word:GoogleFacebookTwitterPinterestEmailMoreLinkedInRedditPocketTumblrPrintLike this:Like Loading...

Endless Bloody Hallways 2

I’m making a new horror game called Endless Bloody Hallways With Distant Baby Cries.  I’m hoping it will be the first of a franchise. The back of the box will read: Cries you can never reach, no matter how far you walk! Hallways never end. Infinite replayability! Sometimes there are locked doors! Keeps you guessing! ...

Friday Pastafarian Horoscope

A raw piece of garlic falls in the shadow of the meatball today. Avoid unnecessary risks. Spread the word:GoogleFacebookTwitterPinterestEmailMoreLinkedInRedditPocketTumblrPrintLike this:Like Loading...

Life of Crime Wishlist

For your amusement, here’s my criminal wishlist, which I came up while riffing: – Jump into a car and shout “drive,” while hanging out the window and shooting at a police tail. – Shoot one of my own henchmen because he displeased me, preferably on a transatlantic flight of my private jet – Trade a ...

My Deus Ex Implant

If I could have a real life cybernetic implant, the first one I’d get would disable Sticky Keys on any PC I come in contact with. Spread the word:GoogleFacebookTwitterPinterestEmailMoreLinkedInRedditPocketTumblrPrintLike this:Like Loading...

New Cal-ifornia Law

New Cal-ifornia Law
So apparently there is a new law on the books requiring California restaurant chains to post calories on all of their menu boards. In my usual tone, here is what I had to say about it. It’s a slippery slope. Next they’ll be requiring resident dietitians to be preset at every McDonalds.  And just look what they did ...

Completely justifies my purchase

Completely justifies my purchase
  See? Ages 12+ and up. Spread the word:GoogleFacebookTwitterPinterestEmailMoreLinkedInRedditPocketTumblrPrintLike this:Like Loading...

Greetings, friend.

Greetings, friend. You are attempting to reach Justin; However, he is out of the office until August 19th and has left me, a lowly robot, in his place to perform his duties. Unfortunately, I am merely version 1.0 and I am only capable of responding with this auto-generated message informing you of both Justin’s leave ...
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