Forecast For Tonight

Either Los Angeles is burning or the tobacco companies have gotten more aggressive with their advertising.

Congratulations

Congratulations! Your credit score has exceeded 720. The Individual Fertility Suppression Field™ by TransUnion® has been deactivated. You may now contribute your genes to the Utopian dreamworld to which we have all become accustomed.

The Enclosed Nickel 4

There are many ways to measure success. One of them being: The number of nickels you receive from charities. Recently, a charity mailed me a whole nickel. This raises the amount of money I’ve received from charities over the years by infinity percent.  You too can be a success story just like me. Just follow ...

A Graph-ic Beginning 3

I’ve given a lot of thought about writing, and why someone would want to make a blog. I’m not sure where to begin so will instead share with you my most recent thoughts — completely uncensored. I wonder if I should write a blog? What makes a good writer? Is writing ability proportional to social ...